Ryan (Rye Guy): I’m the ultimate stoke man: always an 11 out of 10 on the stoke meter!! You can probably catch me on the mountain in a blizzard wearing nothing but American flag shorts, star stickers, and a snowboard.
Rowan: After being raised on the plains by a pack of peaceful coyotes, I developed an uncanny sense of smell. Sometimes the police call me in to help track people down. Don’t ask me to hang out if there’s a full moon, I’ve got plans with the pack!
Mary Frances: I recently discovered my hair changes color with my mood! I’m a pretty calm person, so usually it stays the same shade, but if you see it going towards maroon you should bring me some coffee or a cute puppy to calm me down.
Helen: When I was 13, I tried out for American Idol and they told me I was much louder than what they were looking for… Simon Cowell doesn’t know what he’s missing! You’ll usually hear my laugh across the quad, or across the plains from my house in Omaha, it’s my trademark mating call. My favorite thing to do is to share my headphones with everyone, so don’t be afraid to ask for them!
Korey: Hey everyone, you should know that I’m a big spice guy, big sausage guy, big group guy, and a big guy-guy. Join in on my big OAP fun! Also, my high school nominated me as the most likely to reach 7 feet tall. I’m still hopeful…
Dan: Namaste ya’ll! I started working for OAP after a brief stint with the Kentucky Rodeo Clown circuit. I had to leave because of a conflict of interest (I’m now a vegetarian), but I still go on road trips with them all in the clown car sometimes.
Grace (Glynch): I’d say I’m one of the most talented members on staff: I once ate an entire tennis ball over the course of a year and can fit over 20 mini chocolates in my mouth. I can get pretty knotty when it comes to sailing, and I often guide small crafts through storms using only my feet to steer. PSA: My dad is not a gopher!!!!!
Ship: There are good ships, there are bad ships, and there are ships that sail the sea. But the best ship is my ship, and the friendships you’ll make with me! Catch me landlocked in Colorado…
Masha: Last year, I discovered I have X-Ray vision! I grew up eating a lot of carrots (Bugs Bunny was my inspiration), so that’s probably where it came from. It can be really handy at times, but usually I keep my glasses on to control the power. My goal is to work for a hospital one day to reduce the use of radiation from X-ray machines!